My guardian angel is too lazy to be discreet.
(Source: blameaspartame)
the guy in the taco bell drive thru just accidentally said “have a nice day I love you” and I thoughtlessly responded “love you too” and we just sort of stared at each other for a second before I drove away
(Source: markgatiss)
this is where i’d keep my scratching post…IF I HAD ONE
(Source: alxbngala)
A surprise for the next people who redo the carpet.
